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Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore

While dubbed "fantastic" by some, I found that Sloan's novel was creative, yet extremely boring, superfluous, and insulting.

I saw this novel at Barnes and Nobel a couple months ago and was intrigued by its cover, then my friend allowed me to borrow it. At first I liked it; the main character was kind of a loser, sure, but he had some qualities that made him interesting, such as working at a twenty-four hour bookstore. Now, I thought this would be about the people who came to this bookstore, but I was very wrong.

Who would have thought a novel about books would actually be a guise for the Google franchise? Or, even worse, a meaningless relationship with an obsessive Googler?! I mean, I was stunned and disappointed at the path this novel turned down! It could have been a good book.

Yet, there were other qualities that made it such an unpleasant read. The first person narrative was wholly unappetizing as the main character had a boring voice that made him sound unappealing, fat, lazy, and stupid. I imagined him as a whiney middle schooler, but thirty years old. The other characters were just as unappealing--more so, even: a hunky, rich guy; an Old guy who wants nothing more then for everyone to be happy; and a bad guy that is just doing his job!

I was further disappointed in the meld between books and technology: done the right way it could have been a good story, however the use of name brand items detracted from its fluency. The timeline was off, the characters were off putting, and the writing was almost there. Overall, this novel did not make my top 50 list, even though I did read it until the end. I would rate it Two out of Five stars.
Other Reviews:

"Sloan effortlessly marries new ideas with old without realizing that all too often, the cleverness overwhelms the story."--NY Times, Roxane Gay

"A winning literary adventure...Sloan grounds his jigsaw-like puzzle plot with Big Ideas about the quest for permanence in the digital age."--Entertainment Weekly

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Shatter

Shatter by Michael Robotham is a physiological thriller about driving people to the breaking point. Frightening and mind-bending, Robotham intertwines "cop" drama with terrifying real-life circumstances. It truly is suspenseful and dramatic and incredibly scary.

Joseph O'Loughlin, a college physic professor is reluctantly drawn into a world of twisting, suspense filled drama when he tries to coax a naked woman from jumping off of a bridge. Yet there's something about her suicide that just doesn't line up. Following clues, O'Loughlin finds himself wrapped into the frightening head games of a sadistic killer who finds joy in "shattering" people's minds.

This novel truly does play head games on you, and though I normally dislike detective novels, I was drawn into Robotham's world of frenzied and fractured lives. Each character is presented as a real human being, the reader can tell that they aren't just "side" characters, but all are important to the story.

Although I found this book very intriguing, there were a couple aspects that I did not enjoy. 1. The prose were sometimes short and choppy--I'm all for succinct, but one or two word phrases don't cut it in a novel. However, I do understand that they create a feeling of suspense in such a thriller, but I don't think Robotham was there just yet. 2. In this same line, several of the reviews claimed that the dialog was especially good; perhaps I expected too much, but I did not think that the dialog was very convincing. Well written and thought out, the dialog was either too choppy or too long winded. 3. Language. I don't care if a novel swears in it once or twice, but once every couple lines, I find it tiresome and detracting from the plot. The overuse of the F-word did not add any suspense to this novel, it only made me feel sad for people in the world who must listen to it. 4. The wife was not convincing and neither was O'Louhlin's reaction to her!

Other than those four complaints, I found that Shatter was probably the best detective novel I have ever read, for it created suspense along with terrifying twists. Sometimes a bit hard to follow, it nevertheless caught my attention.

I would give this book 3 out of 5 stars.
Other Reviews:

Shatter will have you turning the pages compulsively, desperate to get to the end, but not daring to miss a word.” —The Times (London)

“Thematically complex, artfully structured, beautifully written and observed, Shatter confirms Robotham’s place in the front row.” —Sydney Morning Herald (Australia)

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Lord of the Rings

The Lord of the Rings novels by J.R.R Tolkien is one of the best known fantasy series in the world. Introducing a world full of unusual creatures, monsters, magic, and action, Tolkien creates a spellbinding story woven with symbolism and genius.  

Started in his novel The Hobbit which accounts the journey of Bilbo Baggins, The Lord of Rings continues with the story of the One Ring by Bilbo's nephew Frodo. Sent on a mission by Gandalf the Grey, he, along with with a group of eight called The Fellowship, move to destroy the Ring in the fiery pits of Mt. Doom in the Land of Mordor. Battling against the wretched Orcs of both Saruman, the (white) wizard, and Sauron the Dark Lord, the Fellowship meets some of the most terrifying puzzles and adventures in Middle Earth. 

Tolkien's beautifully constructed fantasy world consists of secret hollows and towering mountains, melodious fens and craggy caverns, haunted ruins and brilliant castles. The Lord of the Rings ties his love of language with a series of fantasy novels that are constructed so beautifully, that there is no equal. 

Each book unlocks part of a world that is all together beautiful and horrible, speaking about the ills and short comings of men, Lord of the Rings flows like the Anduin, mysterious, beautiful, all coming to a close with a raucous waterfall that leaves you gaping in astonishment at this work of literary genius. 

I rarely give out Five Star ratings, but The Lord of the Rings joins A Clockwork Orange and few others on my shelf of noteworthy novels.

If you find that you struggle through part one of The Fellowship of the Ring, don't be discouraged! Tolkien's magnificent masterpiece will not keep you bored for long!

Other Reviews:

"One of the very few works of genius in recent literature."--New Republic

"No imaginary world has been projected which is at once so multifarious and so true...Here are beauties which pierce like swords or burn like cold iron."--C.S. Lewis


A Good End to a Bad Day: Good Looking Men

I had a pretty bad day today, won't go into details, but nothing went right besides buying a copy of A Clockwork Orange. Other than that, I wasn't very happy. However, to brighten my mood and end my day on a good note I will post some pictures of my favorite men (not in any order).

1. Johnny Depp (especially as a pirate!)

2. Orlando Bloom (especially as Legolas!)

3. Hayden Christensen. 

5. Ryan Reynolds. 
6. Richard Armitage (he even looks good as a Dwarf!)

7. Chris Evans. (I like yo hair, I like yo suit.)
8. Last, but certainly not least, to brighten up your day:

Baby Goats!

I work at a dairy goat farm and this past week has been a major baby week, so I finally got two hours alone with the baby goats and decided to take some photos! Enjoy the cute babies!